Can't wait for the sequel that shows the ramification of animal to man/man to animal STDs.French physicist and black hole expert Aurelien Barrau has been drafted in as a scientific advisor.Danish-Icelandic artist Olafur Eliasson, known for his Tate Modern installation The Weather Project is the artistic director. Paris-based company BUF, which recently worked on The Transporter Refuelled, Love and The Lobster, is handling the special effects.“It will be Olafur Eliasson’s first cinematic experience. While it does look mighty poetic, it did occur to me that he's probably gossiping and bragging about the city broads he tapped. This riveting historical drama ends with Tarzan removing his people-clothes and switching back his leather skirt and treating us to a swansong of 3 full minutes of him screaming (unsynced) at wildlife stock footage. | Verdict: Turns out that Jane has quite some things to be ashamed of. And here I thought that dagger was for hunting. | This movie teaches us: 20 years lost in the jungle, separated from civilization, Tarzan wears a loincloth to hide his trimmed pubes. You lied! You lied to a guy you keep calling Apeman and has barely rediscovered speech, shame on you Jane, same (and probably everyone's compiled STDs) on you.
Mere hours ago, you told him that if he would go back into the jungle, you'd join him. Yes, mine are bigger but that's because I'm a woman.
During her first encounter with ‘Ape-man’, she declares that the only difference between men and women are men's inferior boobs. What is Jane's shame you ask? Well, for one, this sophisticated socialite sure has a questionable grasp on basic anatomy. Enter Tarzan X (and enter he does) AKA The Shame of Jane. After having immensely enjoyed Beyond the Darkness, I wanted to check out some more of Joe D’Amato's oeuvre.
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